Textboard meme popularity analysis.

site:4chan.org "YOU'RE VISIBLY UPSET" = About 70 results (0.19 seconds)
site:4chan.org "JACKSON 5 GET" = About 185 results (0.17 seconds)
site:4chan.org "DRIVE LIKE JEHU" = About 134 results (0.22 seconds)
site:4chan.org "VIP QUALITY" = About 188 results (0.07 seconds)
site:4chan.org "MY ANUS" = About 697 results (0.17 seconds)
site:4chan.org "YOU'RE AN ANUS" = About 1,390 results (0.22 seconds)

>>1
your search is not limited to the text boards, though.  you searched entire 4chan.

Cactus beats most of them.
Results 1 - 10 of about 478 from 4chan.org for cactus. (0.13 seconds)