Suggestions that will never be implemented.

Some kind of user interaction with spam clean-up. There's only ever about ten people who par through here a day, so if you set it something like seven users had to click that a post was spam it would be removed. Of course I know that no new features will ever be added to shiitchan so whatever.
Other than that it would be nice if moot put one of those red global messages up linking to here for a day or maybe for one hour every month, but not on /b/, /x/, /v/ or /g/ as there is too much /b/ quality there. Again this will never fucking happen but whatever.

>>7
Oh come on, you've never been banned for anything ever, in all your time here, not even accidentally? If you browse here in lynx there is a box you get that says don't type here. I had to type in there of course. You get banned for being a bot. I didn't go crying to the moderators I just evaded the ban.