I am going to experiment with alcoholism

Greetings, VIP /lounge/ readers. I hope you find yourself well. I've decided to test my personal limits for addiction, and will consume regular amounts of whiskey between now and when 4chan decrees me to be addicted, and I seek help. This is so you can ask me questions about how badly my liver hurts.

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Knew there'd be an internet tough guy missing the point. The idea isn't to get omg so wasted, it's to study the long-term effects of regular, measured alcohol intake.