I am going to experiment with alcoholism

Greetings, VIP /lounge/ readers. I hope you find yourself well. I've decided to test my personal limits for addiction, and will consume regular amounts of whiskey between now and when 4chan decrees me to be addicted, and I seek help. This is so you can ask me questions about how badly my liver hurts.

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I swear something happens every time I leave for /x/.
Also, why do you go there, by the way? Is it really worth it?