weird things

What are some weird things that you have done in regards to the opposite sex?

How did you respond after? Were you all "WTF? Why did I do this?". Or were you like "Oh man that was awesome. I have to do thia again"

I was at a party and I needed to piss. The bathroom was occupied so I waited outside the door for the person to finish. The door opened and it was this hot chick I knew from school. I had thought about her before when fapping.

So I entered the bathroom and locked the door. Then I proceeded to smell the toilet seat. It was still warm. I poked my tongue out a bit and was about the lick the seat when I thought "WTF am doing?". I was a bit embarrassed but was relieved no one was there to see it

Last time I was at my best girl mate's house, I was in her bathroom and saw her sister's underwear and picked them up for a sniff. They had some kinds discharge on them but I sniffed anyway, smelt bad man.

Her bra was nice though.

She's 14.

fapped den ate it

>>3
does that make you homo?

JACKSON 5 GET!

>>5
Fuck off, spammer

I literally slept with a girl, with my arms around her. It was slightly awkward but neither of us wanted to ruin the moment. I really miss her.

>>7
I miss you too...

you lucky bastard

>>9
You bumper of a 6 month year old thread.