Dominoes Pizza

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Fuck you. Just because your company is too cheap to pay your employees, doesn't mean I'm going to cover their asses.

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Believe it or not, I haven't been trying to shitpost. Just thought some old threads had some value, and I did try and post a response that might continue the conversation.
And yes, it's incredibly criminal. If I were a politician I would use it as a vote winner. There are a lot more poor people than rich, and they would probably go for it.