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moot's court testimony released

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-09 22:31

Love it or hate it, you can thank 4chan for countless online phenomena like lolcats, the ubiquitous photos of cats combined with humorous text, often in "kitty speak."

The image-based Internet forum has been the breeding ground for some of the Web's most well-known inside jokes, but it's still unknown or mysterious to many. But thanks to the Smoking Gun, a site dedicated to unearthing court and government documents, we now know a little more about how the site works directly from the mouth of its founder, Christoper Poole. Poole delivered testimony, just posted by The Smoking Gun, in the criminal trial of the Tennessee man who hacked into Sarah Palin's e-mail account. The on-the-record question-and-answer session doesn't reveal anything major, but it serves as a very simple introduction to what the site is and how it works.

Many of 4chan's users, especially those in its random section known as "/b/," are pranksters whose actions range from playful to obscene to downright hateful. They have rigged a Time magazine online poll, securing 4chan's founder the spot as the most influential person of 2009 and popularized the practice of Rickrolling -- a bait-and-swtich in which a person is tricked into watching the music video to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up." Most recently, 4chan's users helped to launch a campaign to harass an eleven-year-old girl and then another against Gawker for writing about it.

At roughly 5,000 words, the transcript is rather long, but it's a useful 4chan primer. Here's an exchange in which Poole (the "A" in the Q and A) defines some key terms used by members:


Q. Like "OP," what is "OP"?
A. OP means original poster.
Q. Are you familiar these terms, having been the founder and administrator of the 4chan site?
A. Yes.
Q. What would "lurker" mean?
A. Somebody who browses but does not post, does not contribute.
Q. What do the words "caps" mean?
A. Screenshots.
Q. And is there any significance to "new fags"?
A. That is the term used to describe new users to the site.
Q. What about "b tard"?
A. It's a term that users of the /b/- Random board use for themselves.
Q. What about "troll"?
A. Troublemaker.
Q. "404"?
A. 404 is the status code for not found. It means essentially gone or not found.
Q. Not found on where, the 4chan site?
A. 404 is the http status code for not found, a page not found by the Web server.
Q. In what about "peeps"?
A. People.
Q. "Rickroll"?
A. Rickroll is a mean or Internet kind of trend that started on 4chan where users -- it basically a bait and switch. Users link you to a video of Rick Astley performing Never Gonna Give You Up.
Q. What about "white night"? Does that have a unique meaning on 4chan?
A. On 4chan I am not sure. White night in general, I guess, would mean a do gooder.
Q. Have you seen that word used on the 4chan boards?
A. Yes.

http://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2010/08/the-rules-of-4chan-the-machine-that-feeds-the-web/61183/
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/poole-testimony.pdf

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-09 22:41

We're trying to sell these clothes, right? You need a pretty picture to do that. Use a Gaijin model, and oh, very sexy! She's got curves, peaks, valleys, all that jazz. Use a Japanese model, it's just a plank wearing a bra and panties. Nobody's going to buy that! The customers need to look at the picture and think, 'Wow, that's sexy! If I buy this bra and panties, then I'll look like that too!' So, that's why the models suddenly become Gaijin.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-10 0:36

efore CAD, B^Uckley's life was at a low point. He was unable to hold a job, he'd had a few encounters with the police and he recently had a messy breakup with his girlfriend. He was seeing a counselor at the time and it was suggested to him that he try doing something he liked. Unfortunately, that piece of advice led to a lovely, unremarkable Penny Arcade ripoff. It was mostly lackluster gaming jokes with 90% of strips ending in a violence or boob related punchline. It was bad, but for a new webcomic, it wasn't bad enough to be truly special. However, even at this point it did have a few notable problems. The comic was extremely heavy on  to the point where even when a strip had an okay joke, it would simply drown in a sea of lovely writing. This was epitomized in the infamous “B^Uckley box”, a yellow box that would literally explain the joke, as seen in this strip:



Not to mention the art, which was as terrible as the writing. Over the years, small artistic improvements were visible but they were minor at best. The expressions on the characters were static, and the poses could be charitably described as bland. The backgrounds were more often than not the result of a quick Google image search and the comic was just an ugly product all around.

Despite all this the strip became very popular (for a web-comic). Unfortunately, Tim let this minor success go to his head. While he started out in good graces in the web-comic community (Tycho from Penny Arcade even wrote the introduction to the first CAD book), his massive ego ended up alienating him from many.

This overinflated ego is what probably led B^Uckley to believe he was good writer, and soon we saw the introduction of “plot” to his lovely gaming strip. Soon a strip about a one-dimensional “wacky” character (Ethan), his one-dimensional sarcastic friend (Lucas) and his one-dimensional GRRL GAMER girlfriend (Lilah) turned into an internet soap opera thanks to artificially introduced drama. Houses were set on fire, people were stung by scorpions and robots went on rampages - all told slowly and ham-handedly, and with punchlines few and far between. While most of these situations were directly Ethan's fault due to him just being so gosh darned “wacky”, he amazingly escaped the blame 100% of the time. The CAD of this era was painful to read and dull as dirt, but it was still unremarkable. As bad as it was, it still fell within the realm what could be expected from a comedy strip.

Then on June 2nd, 2008, something magical happened:

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-10 1:53

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 4:23

ohai moot what happened to brotherly trust

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 4:30

moot never said anything against the guy, he just said the records were correct

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 4:41

Q. And is there any significance to "new fags"?
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 4:44

>What about "white night"?
>"white night"
>night

I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 4:50

A. Yes, this was taken from the Anime board.
Q. It is called Animu & Mango?

I smirked.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 5:12

Wait, moot's name really is Christopher Poole?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 5:25

>>11
Yeah, dude!  ROBERT GOIN was the ailias.  Christopher Poole is his real name.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 5:38

Q. What is RedCream?
A.  That is a name I sometimes use.

I don't believe it!  WTF

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 5:45

>>11
Yeah, I thought it was Kream's imagination, too.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 6:25

A. 4chan is a forum.

My world is shattered

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 6:34

Q. What is HMA?
A. My philosophy on life.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 6:37

>>16
I lol'ed heartily!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 11:58

Sorry guys. Moot doesn't like /b/. Never has. Honestly. Ask him.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 12:16

He might not be called Christopher Poole, people are allowed to give fake names for public release for the sake of security/privacy.

>>18
I don't believe he never liked it, it used to be good. but I could certainly understand that he wouldn't like it now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 17:52

>>3
Indeed.
You don't need five minutes to make all these conclusions by yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 1:53

>>19
/b/ was never good.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 3:34

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 3:37

>>21
[x] was never good
Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 4:36

>>3
Then, obviously, you have never read this:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/18/magazine/18ROFL-t.html?_r=1&src=twt&twt=nytimesmagazine

An excerpt:
"The most notorious in-group on the Web today is probably the “/b/” forum on 4chan.org. It has a somewhat unpleasant reputation, for several reasons. One is its association with so-called trolls, malevolent hackers who deploy dazzling technical skill to bully and harass strangers."

Name: Bob 2010-08-12 9:23

>>24
Ny Times obviously can't put together enough brain cells to realize what a troll is. There's a difference between trolls and raiders.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 14:27

>>24
Anthropology -- here I am in the wilds of Belgium, seeking out the habits of the Waloon tribe.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 14:43

>>25
Loool, a journalist learned that from Moot: "What is a troll?" "A troublemaker."
Expect to see "troll" take on a completely new meaning, as this word isn't the first one who the media has managed to screw over completely. This is gonna be so awesome. I think I'm gonna go troll me a sandwich now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 15:34

I was around when "hacker" just meant someone inclined to be at the computer for hours on end, doing code or whatever.

Name: Bob 2010-08-12 16:04

>>27
Can you troll me a drink as well?

and >>28

I see your points

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 16:08

Did they ask about Jackson 5 GET?

Name: Bo 2010-08-12 16:12

>>They should have. I'd love to see the response!

Name: Bob 2010-08-12 16:28

Wow, bad copy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 17:19

>>30
Did they ask about fuck off, spammer?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 17:39

yall whiteys b makin fun us niqqaz an we dont lyk it

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 21:19

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 1:03

>>24
The thing about this is, though, a simple google search brings up the wikipedia page, of which the opening to sentence is:

In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

Which is an actually description.
So this writer was actually too stupid to fucking Google this.

My mind is blown.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 1:13

>>28
Even before that "Hacker" actually meant the same thing as "Hack" as a noun, in that it meant someone who was not good at something, and so at the beginning when people were calling computer users hackers, it was because they thought the hackers were bad at life.
Now it means some kind of evil mastermind, who can blow up your car just with his keyboard or some shit.

It's like how geek originally meant crazy freak who bites the heads off of live chickens in front of an audience, but now it's just a friendly, skinny, pale guy who helps you unfuck your computer.

WE'VE COME A LONG WAY, MY FRIENDS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 3:20

>Q. What about "white night"? Does that have a unique meaning on 4chan?
>A. On 4chan I am not sure. White night in general, I guess, would mean a do gooder.

lol moot isn't hip with the times

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 3:28

moot was in court? When did this happen and why?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-13 3:30

>>39
Because he HMA!

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