The sun has got his hat on, hip-hip-hip-hooray
The sun has got his hat on and he’s coming out today
Now we’ll all be happy, hip-hip-hip-hooray
The sun has got his hat on and he’s coming out today
He’s been tanning niggers out in Timbuktu
Now he’s coming back to do the same to you
So jump into your sunbath, hip-hip-hip-hooray
The sun has got his hat on and he’s coming out today
All the little birds are singing
All the little gnats are stinging
All the little bees in twos and threes
Buzzing in the sun all day
(Orchestral Interlude)
(Band singing)
The sun has got his hat on, hip-hip-hip-hooray
(Sam)
All the boys excited,
All the little girls delighted
What a lot of fun for everyone
Sitting in the sun all day
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Anonymous2010-08-10 0:36
I had no work one Thursday and Friday while the kids took their midterm exams. So I headed up to Tokyo. A friend was there for a work conference, and I kind of wanted to get away. Otherwise, I made no arrangements– simply packed some essentials in a bag, scribbled down the names of places I’d like to see on a piece of paper, and took off.
I took an overnight bus which put me at Tokyo Station on Thursday at 5AM. I spent the next hour looking for a bathroom. Despite being the largest train station in Japan, it is disturbingly devoid of bathrooms. When I finally found one, it was CLOSED UNTIL 7:30. “Fuck you!” I said aloud. Once I finally gave up and just decided to go on with my trip, I immediately found one open.
My first stop was Tokyo Tower, where I napped on the benches outside until it opened. Once inside I silently prayed to myself that Godzilla wouldn’t attack that day. I kind of think Japanese people secretly hate the Tokyo Tower, because it’s always the first thing to get taken out if Godzilla/aliens from the Dark Kingdom/invading forces come to Japan. At one point, I was in an elevator full of little old Japanese ladies who were literally half my height. Seriously, their heads came up to about my belt. It was then that I realized that I was Godzilla, and since I had no plans of attacking I had nothing to worry about.
I also visited a temple in the area, went to see the Yokohama port, took a nice afternoon nap in a park, and toured to a Ramen Museum. When I met up with my friend and his Japanese friend, they were partied out from the night before and planned to just take it easy. This was my first night, so I wanted to go out. I stayed while they had dinner (I was stuffed from the ramen), and played around in an arcade for a bit, then I went to Roppongi to go clubbing.
For those of you who have never been to Roppongi…God does not exist in Roppongi. There is no God out there, that nigga gone fishing. There are African guys lined up all down the street, trying to usher you into some club or sex shop. Just look at them and they’ll start walking with you trying to get you into their club. Add to that a plethora of sleazy foreigners and dirty Japanese tricks, and you have the God-less Roppongi.
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Anonymous2010-08-10 0:37
Christian Bale: KICK YOUR ***** ASS!
Shane Hurlbut: Christian, Christian –
Bale: I want you off the ***** set you prick!
Shane: Christian, I'm sorry.
Bale: No, don't just be sorry, think for one ***** second. What the ***** are you DOING ? Are you professional or not?
Shane: Yes I am.
Bale: Do I ***** walk around and rip down –
Bruce Franklin: Christian, Christian –
Bale: No, shut the ***** up Bruce! Do I want - no! No! Don't shut me up.
Franklin: I'm not shutting you up.
Bale: Am I going to walk around and rip your ***** lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the ***** are you walking right through? Ah da da dah, like this in the background. What the ***** is it with you? What don't you ***** understand?
Shane: (inaudible)
Bale: You got any ***** idea about, hey, it's ***** distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ***** scene? Give me a ***** answer! What don't you get about it?
Shane: I was looking at the light.
Bale: Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ***** good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
Shane: Ok.
Bale: *****-sake man, you're amateur. McG, you got ***** something to say to this prick?
McG: I didn't see it happen.
Bale: Well, somebody should be ***** watching and keeping an eye on him.
McG: Fair enough.
Batman!Bale: It's the second time that he doesn't give a ***** about what is going on in front of the camera, alright? I'm trying to ***** do a scene here, and I am going "Why the ***** is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that?
Shane: I absolutely apologize. I'm sorry, I did not mean anything by it.
Bale: Stay off the ***** set man. For *****-sake. Alright, let's go again.
McG: Let's just take a minute.
Bale: Let's not take a ***** minute, let's go again. And have YOU ***** walking in! Can I have Tom put this on please.
Franklin: Can I have Tom in wardrobe please? Can I have Tom in wardrobe?
Bale: You're unbelievable, you're un-*****-believable. Number of times you're strolling-a-***** around in the background. I've never had a DP behave like this. Ehhh…you don't ***** understand what it's like working with actors, that's what that is.
Shane: No, that's –
Bale: That's what that is man, I'm telling you. I'm not asking, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise.
Shane: No, what it is, is looking at the light and making sure, that you are, ugh –
American PsychoBale: I'M GOING TO ***** KICK YOUR ***** ASS IF YOU DON'T SHUT FOR A SECOND! ALRIGHT?
Unknowns: Christian, Christian. It's cool.
Bale: I'm going to go…Do you want me to ***** go trash your lights? DO YOU WANT ME TO ***** TRASH YOUR? Then why are you trashing my scene?
Shane: I'm not trying to trash your scene.
Bale: You are trashing my scene!
Shane: Christian, I was only –
Bale: You do it one more ***** time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ***** serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ***** cut it when you're ***** and ***** around like this on set.
McG: Alright, I know, let's, let's — (inaudible) –
Bale: Yeah, you might get it. He doesn't ***** get it.
McG: I got it, I know. I get it. I get it. I know.
Bale: You might. He. Does. Not. Get It.
McG: We made good adjustments. For real, honestly. I get it. Just walk for five seconds.
Bale: No, I don't need any ***** walking. He needs to stop walking.
McG: I get that –
Bale: I ain't the one walking. Let's get Tom and put this back on and let's go again. Seriously man, you and me, we're ***** done professionally. ***** ass.