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You know what really grinds my gears?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 9:35

All these lolis outside my window. I watch them playing outside, how they tease me with their hot bodies. I think they're aware of it. It's like they're doing it on purpose, to tease me. They're such cockteasers.

On my way to the store today, I saw five lolis, one of which was wearing a short skirt and a midriff. I want to muster the courage to say hello, but I haven't yet. I just want to be their friend. You know, they can come visit me, and we'll hang out together.

I keep watching from my window, watch them swaying their sexy prepubescent hips, and sometimes I can swear they know I'm watching them, and putting on a private show for me. I wonder what would happen if I left my backdoor open.

I think it's working, because they're playing closer to my door now. I can hear them. They appear to be playing house. I'd love to play house with them sooo much. I think they glanced at my open door once of twice. Maybe they'll get curious enough to see who lives there.

They're peeking in through the windows now, pressing their flat tits against the sheet of glass too, to excite me. It looks like they've brought their loli friends. I've retreated into my computer room.

Oh god! They're heading inside! This is so awesome!
They're playing in my living room right now, but they're keeping their voices down, giggling. I hear one of them wonder if anyone's home.

Yeah, they definitely want me. They're searching for me now, swaying their sexy hips. I'm getting a little nervous. I say one of them cupping her brests, moaning.

I've locked the door to my bedroom. Having found me, they're just outside the door, teasing me to come out and play with them, the little cockteasers! They've brought their friends, and I just KNOW what kind of games they want to play. Oh, I just can't take it anymore!

One of them is sitting in my lap as I'm typing this, rubbing her cute little ass against my hard cock. They said something about wanting to ride me and have my children. I can't believe this is happening. They're such cockteasers!

Hi, 4chan! This is the lolis typing. Yeah, we've hauled Kimmo off to be our personal mating slave for the next couple of years, until we're all pregnant with his babies. Then we'll of course charge him with multiple accounts of rape, teehee! I can hear him screaming in the other room right now, tied up as he is. Gag him, girls! My hot, 9yo body is all wet and yearning for my first cock! We'll post pics on /b/ later.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 12:53

It's legit, you guys. Pics were posted on /b/. Kimmo is their bitch now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 20:12

>>1
Back to PedoTalk, please
>>2
Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 20:24

>>3
Watch it, or I'll write a sequel involving 5yo elf boys and Boxxy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 21:00

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 21:18

>>3,5
That was /lounge/ quality!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 22:11

>>6
The only good kind of quality!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 23:38

Would you let your daughter wear this T-shirt?  "My hot, 9yo body is all wet and yearning for my first cock!"

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 3:57

>>8
The thing about daughters is that they also have fathers, and I bet he would object to it. He's already suspecting things.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 5:52

Well, the way parents let their daughters dress these days, it may as well be that T-shirt.  No wonder chicks keep getting raped by packs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 6:27

>>10
It's not rape if you enjoy it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 9:02

>>11
Nobody said they enjoyed it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 9:44

Not using the clutch?

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 12:31

>>12
Look at the thread titles above. Do you see all the "I didn't like to be raped as a little girl" subjects? There's like what, ZERO?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 12:56

Hello Kimmo.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 13:07

This is hard. We've surfed /b/ before, so we know how sex works, but Kimmo goes limp too fast, so me and my friends are currently searching the internet for tips on how to squeeze more semen out of him. You guys told us to fuck with him, so if you want this done right, you better help out. What sexual position results in the best conception rate? I heard eating eggs is good for his fertility.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 13:37

>>15
Hi, are you a wiseguy?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 7:27

MOAR!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 7:47

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 11:25

You know what really grinds my gears?

Passive-aggressive link posting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 17:08

>>20
u mad

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 17:46

>>21
u seething

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 18:35

>>21
The correct spelling and grammar is "are you mad".  You're welcome.

>>22
The correct spelling and grammar is "are you seething".  You're welcome.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 20:56

>>23
You forgot the"?". Are you retarded?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 21:09

>>23
>>24 got you \:

test


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Name: Anonymous 2010-08-08 0:24

I once got raped by lolis. They posted the pics on /b/ and got me v&.

I'm currently in federal prison sharing a cell with Kimmo, he likes to spoon with me at night. The little cock-tease...

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-08 1:30

>>24
You missed a space between the word "the" and the question mark.  You're welcome.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-08 22:22

Name: here is wat grinds my gears 2010-08-10 6:06


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