Last night i dreamt that i was working undercover in a nation to subvert it, in the name of the holy fuhrer. Under this time i had purchased a monkey fetus. And alot of shit happened and eventually i found myself on a snowy mountain where me and my companions had a sofa and a television set. While we were on this mountain it became clear to us that germany had lost the war, soldiers were quickly coming up the mountain. I had to get away from there and to my assistance i had 2 pairs of ski's, one was broad and robust the other was thin and elegant. I had tried to feed the monkey once but it had not worked. Soldiers were heading up towards us, and i was going to try to feed the monkey who was watching television and looked very sick. I had also lost one of ski's belonging to the robust pair. I was certain that i needed the robust pair because the road down was very rocky. One of my companions a tough and swarthy looking man had just been shot and so i found the ski and picked the monkey up on my back to feed him later. Exactly as i was going to ski down, i woke up and was frustrated that i was still in the real world.
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Anonymous2010-08-01 2:17
You were imagining skiing because you wanted a cock in each hand. FACT.
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Anonymous2010-08-01 7:18
dreamt I was infiltrating alien headquarters and liberating human slaves. Got hit by a microwave particle beam that scorched my back so I had to go get plasticine sprayed on my back to help in healing while protecting me from infection. The aliens did not take kindly to me stealing one of their microwave particle beams and blowing up their communications satellites and transportation depots.
After a bit I got captured and sent to a penal colony on another planet that was purple with silver lava running through veins on the surface. There was a monster that came out of the lava and began eating other people that got sent with me, but I hid in a cave while the monster stormed it and I hopped on its back and pulled out its brain which was mostly spaghetti o's.
I got thrown into a burning city, being chased by toothed genitalia all trying to make me pay for the privilege of being eaten, until the SAS from counterstrike blew em all up.