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Obfuscating Job titles

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 11:41

Animal health and fitness manager - Dog walker

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 14:20

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 16:06

Job Systems Coordinator

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 16:54

Mix master - the guy who operates the maching that mixes fire retardant and water to put into forest fire fighting planes.

yo yo yo mix master in the house

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 17:00

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 8:23

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 11:30

Any of the various titles in  PricewaterhouseCoopers; e.g. Systems Process Assurance jobs, Capital Markets jobs, SAP jobs.

Oh what the fuck, just try reading this and tell me how it's so fucking opaque and meaningless:

"Our Assurance practice collaborates with clients, so that the financial information they report to the investing public is clear and reliable. Assurance professionals, by standing firm on quality and integrity, have a direct impact on how well the world's capital market system functions. The highly trained and educated Assurance teams go inside companies, and get to know those businesses allowing them to provide assurance that the companies are reporting reliable information. "

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 12:59

>>7
undecipherable
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Overseas Business  Consultant - Travel Agent

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 13:27

Eschew Obfuscationer.

Someone who makes words clear.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 15:11

Wth is SAP ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 15:42

>>10
What!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 16:54

>>11
read >>7

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 18:04

Guess this one:
Carnal physiological stimulation therapist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 19:16

SEX instructer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 19:29

Everybody in here is NEET.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 4:59

>>13
prostitute?

>>15
Internet discussion specialist

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 12:24

Forensic behaviour consultant Profiler

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 7:10

Certified Petroleum Transfer Technician Gas Attendant

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 9:43

Conducting domestic and international research for qualitative and quantitative data collection methodologies, for business and consumer clients across a number of technology industries.

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