I am at a disadvantage to them. Girls in my age range are having sex, getting married, buying cars, doing careers, getting drunk and partying. But me. I'm going to community college with a GED. No job experience. No car. I'm not a party bar hopper mainstream thug alpha male. Almost powerless. Inferior. Ugh. I'm not even on the majority of their levels.
We'll see how my life plays out in a few years....
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Anonymous2010-07-21 6:05
I am getting a blowjob from my girlfriend as I type this.
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Anonymous2010-07-21 6:11
I am getting a handjob from >>2's girlfriend as I type this.
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Anonymous2010-07-21 6:13
>>2 >>3
It seems girls are getting really turned on by this. Maybe you should try the post as a pickup line.
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Anonymous2010-07-21 10:57
nice pickup line, i tried and it works like a charm
>>1 I'm going to community college with a GED
Eh, can't say I'm doing much better, I also was going to CC, but I graduated. But honestly, there's really nothing out there.
>>1 I am at a disadvantage to them. Girls in my age range are having sex, getting married, buying cars, doing careers, getting drunk and partying. But me. I'm going to community college with a GED. No job experience. No car. I'm not a party bar hopper mainstream thug alpha male. Almost powerless. Inferior. Ugh. I'm not even on the majority of their levels.
Honest advice, OP: Do you want to join the leagues of idiots who have pointless sex? And do you really want to get married without knowing why? And taking on a pointless debt for an expensive car which you can't afford at this point?
Anyway, don't worry that you're not "a party bar hopper mainstream thug alpha male". Be an alpha male, but you don't have to be the clueless idiot like the party hoppers.
I'm assuming you're in your early 20s, or 19 or so. Chill man. Once you hit 25, and have gotten a bit of a job, chicks will come to you. For the moment just pick up some skills, and learn important things like saving and investments first. For an easy start, I recommend that you get "I Will Teach You To Be Rich" by Ramit Sethi: http://www.amazon.com/Will-Teach-You-Be-Rich/dp/0761147489
It's a good book, no horsecrap, no MLM or self-promotion or seminar shit.
"Girls... (dun-dun-dun...) ...don't come easy, to me..."
Meh, you're all to remember that song anyway.
For you it's probably all:
"GIIIIRLS! TOUCH MY BODY! FUCK ME FUCK ME HORNY LOVE! FUCK SLUT FUCK SLUT!"
Stupid kids. Gtfo. Leave 4chan to us 70yos.
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Anonymous2010-07-24 6:51
lol, girls don't go for guys that are bluntly direct. They are geared towards following what they don't know, but think they know by what you have conveyed. If you were to tell a woman, "I love to lick the salty goodness before I drink it all down in one gulp." You are telling two stories; 1) You will eat her out before drinking all her piss and 2) You like the kinds of drinks with salt on the rims of glasses.
It roughly depends what is going on within the situation you are in. That's what makes relationships happen. The moment. It means leaving your introverted conscious thoughts in the back room for now and playing with adults from now on. Keep your eyes on her in a "I wonder what she has underneath that!" sort of way. You have to become the guy that supports her even when she is wrong. When she proposes something ridiculous you provide the supporting evidence that makes it not only true but good and right and perfect. And when she figures out what you are doing, tease her. If you are going to give her something, move the object to the back of her hand so she has to move her hand to get it and in doing so you move your hand to put it back behind her hand...it's a game. A woman wants a man who can accept her lack of reason and accountability. When it doesn't make sense but you are still there playing along...you are winning. Talk less often. Do more listening. The information you gather from her is what you use when you deliver your love back to her. Now, you may not "love" her, but you can do the blind temporary love like this all you want. True love is merely the commitment to this blind temporary love to the point where you hate it so much, but you just can't stop cause it's just too damn good to let it go.
When you put your fingers into a woman's vagina, point the middle and ring finger up behind the pelvic bone, press down behind the pelvic bone with your other hand while using your thumb to stimulate her clit. Then my friend, you lift, lift, lift, lift....*squirt*...*squirt*...*squirt*...*squirt* she roles over shaking holds you close and thinks that there is nothing else in the world but you that can make her feel what you DID just make her feel. A woman will most-often take certainty over uncertainty any day. But when the possibilities outweigh the reality...reality goes by the way-side.
Rules to dating:
1) Never give any woman advice
1a) Inclusions – Wife, mother, aunt, sister, cousin
Exclusions – daughter, until she starts making her own choices, then direct those choices towards her own benefit.
2) Compliment a woman on her looks
Examples: beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, etc. not perfect. If anything her imperfection is what makes her beautiful.
3) Never talk to women about sex. Ever. To keep this from her is to keep from her what she yearns for...yes, keep her yearning for...you.
4) Girls just want to have fun.
5) Constant Communication is the Key to Everything
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10) An unexpected gift at an unexpected time.