Reasons why I hate every single one of you

People often wonder why I'm so abrasive, thing is I'm like this in real life too, I really dont have the patience to deal with other peoples idiocy, last week I had to go to the hospital and this nurse assumed the person I was with was my wife, I wasn't offended but I did find it laughable I sez "LOL I dont marry people" then I got sick of them poking and prodding at me so I left (I think they wanted my organs) my point is dont be so assuming it's really annoying.

That's a bit of an awful attitude you've got there, mister.

>>2
Not half!

>>3
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Reason 1

None of you has the backbone to put me in the dirt. Therefore, I'm providing you with a reason.

:/