US census to ask for tightness of snatch

Yes, your wife and daughters better lie down for this one.  The tightness is to be checked with a Honeywell guage.  What is the metric unit for snatch tightness anyway

What sort of file do you use to turn a one inch hole into a three inch hole?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A pedofile.

Where to adolescent boys go to get laid?

Church.

Where does the word church cum from?

My mouth.

Where does the word church go into?

Your ear.

Let me penetrate those sinful ears with my words over and over until you are completely filled up with all of me and we dance the sinful dance of "I'll never do that again."