Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 17:25
The Woman-not-scorned-but-acting-like-it-for-no-particular-reason-other-than-she-decided-that-she-would-sleep-with-me-because-I-was-hot-but-then-attacked-all-my-personal-insecurities-after-I-shared-them-with-her Incident
Before I start my narrative of this little incident, I want to make two things clear:
First, everyone has insecurities and fears that they run from. Everyone. I don't care if you are President fucking Obama, the Dall Lama, Chuck Norris, or some other demigod, there is something that has or currently scares the shit out of that person. If you think you aren't afraid of shit, think again because that will change really fast in the near future.
Two, I had never taken advantage of this chick. Never. Well, ok, maybe once or twice because she was--was being the key word here--really cool and played a mean game of Halo. But I had never laid an unwanted finger on her, ever. I was nothing but nice and kind and supportive of her life altering decisions that she has recently made.
However,she started drunk I.M'n me one night...went something like this:
[01:20] guesswho: man, I wish that I watched more boxing as a kid
[01:20] guesswho: cuz I would tots have done that
[01:20] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Wrestling and boxing and shit like that is the dumbest thing ever, imo
[01:20] gypsyinsecuritymonger: It's retarded
[01:20] gypsyinsecuritymonger: All riggede, and what the hell is the point?
[01:21] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You punch someone in the face, and then who cares?
[01:21] gypsyinsecuritymonger: It's barbaric and hicks watch
[01:21] gypsyinsecuritymonger: That's it
[01:21] gypsyinsecuritymonger: The real world couldn't care less
[01:21] guesswho: I guess I'm a hick
Clearly this conversation is going nowhere and she is pissed about something, at something, or shit, Idk, her period has her just being mean. Only she and Alan Greenspan know.
So we argue and it starts getting really fucking absurd, as in she is claiming that nobody should perform manual labor because everyone has infinite capability (easy to say as a college student since we are the upper fucking 30% of all Americans) to perform non-manual labor and teachers and Doctors (I think she should really check their average salaries too cuz they make a fuckton as is) should get paid more than anyone else.
Then, in typical female style, she throws sand in my face to try to distract me from her losing position in this argument.
[01:39] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Stop being so fucking condescending
[01:39] gypsyinsecuritymonger: I hate it when you sue my name all the time
[01:39] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You sound like such an asshole
[01:39] guesswho: sorry
[01:39] guesswho: I'll try not to adress you
[01:39] guesswho: ?
[01:40] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Whatever
[01:40] gypsyinsecuritymonger: honestly, I've decided you're a bit of an asshole most of the time
[01:40] guesswho: thanks
[01:40] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Really though
[01:40] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Like, when I'm sober, I think this too
[01:40] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Playing the devil's advocate isn't always the best thing
[01:41] gypsyinsecuritymonger: And like, you're way objective abotu women too
[01:41] gypsyinsecuritymonger: The fucking 'refurbished pussies" or whatever the hell you said
Yep, this convo just took a turn for the worst
>Note to self, never tell a woman you have fucked about other chicks loose pussy AND never tell her >about your slang terms for describing mashedpotato pussy.
But to her credit, she was very good at doing that whole gypsy thing where she says something like:
"I foresee a change in your future!"
you perk up and start listening.
"It is big and, and, and PINK!"
you have pink paint on your hands from remodeling your living room because your gf decided that it needed to be spruced up and you are just that nice
And you say, well shit, she was right...
[01:41] guesswho: now I have to defend myself
[01:41] guesswho: ?
[01:41] gypsyinsecuritymonger: no
[01:41] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You need to get over yourself
[01:41] guesswho: ha ha ha
Yes, I laugh. My usual approach to getting over someone is avoiding him or her and locking myself in a room for a few hours to playing video games. Obviously not going to work if I try to get over myself. Shit, my usual apporach is worthless!
[01:41] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Yeah you're hot physically, but you need to grow the hell up on the inside
[01:42] guesswho: what? refurbished pussy isn't a great term?
[01:42] gypsyinsecuritymonger: No
[01:42] gypsyinsecuritymonger: It's not
[01:42] gypsyinsecuritymonger: It's horrible
[01:42] gypsyinsecuritymonger: you have no idea what women go through all the fucking time
[01:42] gypsyinsecuritymonger: I ignore it most of the time, but you need to shut the fuck up
[01:43] gypsyinsecuritymonger: I try to pretend like it's equal, but it's not
[01:43] gypsyinsecuritymonger: In any sense of the word
Ok.
Time out!
This went from an ad hominum attack to a Gender issue about how much pressure women feel to look good. Guess what, guys have the similar pressures too!
We just are more comfortable being slobs I guess.
Wait, how does this GWS issue fit in the with original argument??? Damn she's good.
[01:46] gypsyinsecuritymonger: And everything you like about yourslef is shallow
[01:46] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You have to like yoursel before you like other people
[01:46] gypsyinsecuritymonger: or respect other people more like it
[01:46] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You like your body
[01:47] gypsyinsecuritymonger: That isn't liking yourself
blah blah blah
01:52] gypsyinsecuritymonger: But you, you on the other hand, need to respect yourself as a pseron, not as a body
[01:52] gypsyinsecuritymonger: And respect women as people
[01:52] gypsyinsecuritymonger: And just fucking grow up
blah blah blah
[01:59] guesswho: I feel like I'm reading inspirational quotes
[01:59] guesswho: what does that mean?
[01:59] gypsyinsecuritymonger: I like who I am
[01:59] gypsyinsecuritymonger: i like bieng in my own company
[01:59] guesswho: I should be comfortable with mediocrity because I am currently mediocre?
[01:59] gypsyinsecuritymonger: yes
Clearly not a fan of Nietzsche like I am.
[02:02] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You like your body
[02:02] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You have shittyass selfesteem though
She then procedes to trash what "little" self esteem I have by telling me that people talk shit about me and that I'm an asshole. yeah, that's constructive and helpful in negative world, the world where our economy is thriving on caustic bonds, Pot has been legalized in all 50 states and Puerto Rico, and the separation of church and state actually happens in the deep south.
Then she stars working on the ultimate insecurity of EVERYONE...well almost everyone.
[02:05] guesswho: I don't get what you are trying to do here...I mean is this you taking your anger out on someone? or are you trying to help? In which case, why are you being so harsh?
[02:05] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Because you need to hear the fucking truth
[02:05] gypsyinsecuritymonger: I'm not angry at you
[02:05] guesswho: thanks for the truth
>>I'm done at this point, but she is trying to push it further...just turn the knife in the wound.
[02:06] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Your body is a false security
[02:06] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You're going to be alone if pepole don't like you as a person
Wow shit, I'll be alone. Oh noz, I won't be able to play video games, read books, or watch TV because I'm alone. Oh shit, there goes my retirement plan.
But she has it all figured out...everything. She doesn't have insecurities.
[02:10] gypsyinsecuritymonger: I'm secure because I've thought about my issues
[02:10] gypsyinsecuritymonger: And worked them out
[02:10] gypsyinsecuritymonger: And know what's going down
Nah, she doesn't have any...Nope, not her. But I need to grow the Fuck up, smell the roses, and be totally mature.
Yep, I like her in a Carlinian way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ4mnkvyyVk
Before I start my narrative of this little incident, I want to make two things clear:
First, everyone has insecurities and fears that they run from. Everyone. I don't care if you are President fucking Obama, the Dall Lama, Chuck Norris, or some other demigod, there is something that has or currently scares the shit out of that person. If you think you aren't afraid of shit, think again because that will change really fast in the near future.
Two, I had never taken advantage of this chick. Never. Well, ok, maybe once or twice because she was--was being the key word here--really cool and played a mean game of Halo. But I had never laid an unwanted finger on her, ever. I was nothing but nice and kind and supportive of her life altering decisions that she has recently made.
However,she started drunk I.M'n me one night...went something like this:
[01:20] guesswho: man, I wish that I watched more boxing as a kid
[01:20] guesswho: cuz I would tots have done that
[01:20] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Wrestling and boxing and shit like that is the dumbest thing ever, imo
[01:20] gypsyinsecuritymonger: It's retarded
[01:20] gypsyinsecuritymonger: All riggede, and what the hell is the point?
[01:21] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You punch someone in the face, and then who cares?
[01:21] gypsyinsecuritymonger: It's barbaric and hicks watch
[01:21] gypsyinsecuritymonger: That's it
[01:21] gypsyinsecuritymonger: The real world couldn't care less
[01:21] guesswho: I guess I'm a hick
Clearly this conversation is going nowhere and she is pissed about something, at something, or shit, Idk, her period has her just being mean. Only she and Alan Greenspan know.
So we argue and it starts getting really fucking absurd, as in she is claiming that nobody should perform manual labor because everyone has infinite capability (easy to say as a college student since we are the upper fucking 30% of all Americans) to perform non-manual labor and teachers and Doctors (I think she should really check their average salaries too cuz they make a fuckton as is) should get paid more than anyone else.
Then, in typical female style, she throws sand in my face to try to distract me from her losing position in this argument.
[01:39] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Stop being so fucking condescending
[01:39] gypsyinsecuritymonger: I hate it when you sue my name all the time
[01:39] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You sound like such an asshole
[01:39] guesswho: sorry
[01:39] guesswho: I'll try not to adress you
[01:39] guesswho: ?
[01:40] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Whatever
[01:40] gypsyinsecuritymonger: honestly, I've decided you're a bit of an asshole most of the time
[01:40] guesswho: thanks
[01:40] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Really though
[01:40] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Like, when I'm sober, I think this too
[01:40] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Playing the devil's advocate isn't always the best thing
[01:41] gypsyinsecuritymonger: And like, you're way objective abotu women too
[01:41] gypsyinsecuritymonger: The fucking 'refurbished pussies" or whatever the hell you said
Yep, this convo just took a turn for the worst
>Note to self, never tell a woman you have fucked about other chicks loose pussy AND never tell her >about your slang terms for describing mashedpotato pussy.
But to her credit, she was very good at doing that whole gypsy thing where she says something like:
"I foresee a change in your future!"
you perk up and start listening.
"It is big and, and, and PINK!"
you have pink paint on your hands from remodeling your living room because your gf decided that it needed to be spruced up and you are just that nice
And you say, well shit, she was right...
[01:41] guesswho: now I have to defend myself
[01:41] guesswho: ?
[01:41] gypsyinsecuritymonger: no
[01:41] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You need to get over yourself
[01:41] guesswho: ha ha ha
Yes, I laugh. My usual approach to getting over someone is avoiding him or her and locking myself in a room for a few hours to playing video games. Obviously not going to work if I try to get over myself. Shit, my usual apporach is worthless!
[01:41] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Yeah you're hot physically, but you need to grow the hell up on the inside
[01:42] guesswho: what? refurbished pussy isn't a great term?
[01:42] gypsyinsecuritymonger: No
[01:42] gypsyinsecuritymonger: It's not
[01:42] gypsyinsecuritymonger: It's horrible
[01:42] gypsyinsecuritymonger: you have no idea what women go through all the fucking time
[01:42] gypsyinsecuritymonger: I ignore it most of the time, but you need to shut the fuck up
[01:43] gypsyinsecuritymonger: I try to pretend like it's equal, but it's not
[01:43] gypsyinsecuritymonger: In any sense of the word
Ok.
Time out!
This went from an ad hominum attack to a Gender issue about how much pressure women feel to look good. Guess what, guys have the similar pressures too!
We just are more comfortable being slobs I guess.
Wait, how does this GWS issue fit in the with original argument??? Damn she's good.
[01:46] gypsyinsecuritymonger: And everything you like about yourslef is shallow
[01:46] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You have to like yoursel before you like other people
[01:46] gypsyinsecuritymonger: or respect other people more like it
[01:46] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You like your body
[01:47] gypsyinsecuritymonger: That isn't liking yourself
blah blah blah
01:52] gypsyinsecuritymonger: But you, you on the other hand, need to respect yourself as a pseron, not as a body
[01:52] gypsyinsecuritymonger: And respect women as people
[01:52] gypsyinsecuritymonger: And just fucking grow up
blah blah blah
[01:59] guesswho: I feel like I'm reading inspirational quotes
[01:59] guesswho: what does that mean?
[01:59] gypsyinsecuritymonger: I like who I am
[01:59] gypsyinsecuritymonger: i like bieng in my own company
[01:59] guesswho: I should be comfortable with mediocrity because I am currently mediocre?
[01:59] gypsyinsecuritymonger: yes
Clearly not a fan of Nietzsche like I am.
[02:02] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You like your body
[02:02] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You have shittyass selfesteem though
She then procedes to trash what "little" self esteem I have by telling me that people talk shit about me and that I'm an asshole. yeah, that's constructive and helpful in negative world, the world where our economy is thriving on caustic bonds, Pot has been legalized in all 50 states and Puerto Rico, and the separation of church and state actually happens in the deep south.
Then she stars working on the ultimate insecurity of EVERYONE...well almost everyone.
[02:05] guesswho: I don't get what you are trying to do here...I mean is this you taking your anger out on someone? or are you trying to help? In which case, why are you being so harsh?
[02:05] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Because you need to hear the fucking truth
[02:05] gypsyinsecuritymonger: I'm not angry at you
[02:05] guesswho: thanks for the truth
>>I'm done at this point, but she is trying to push it further...just turn the knife in the wound.
[02:06] gypsyinsecuritymonger: Your body is a false security
[02:06] gypsyinsecuritymonger: You're going to be alone if pepole don't like you as a person
Wow shit, I'll be alone. Oh noz, I won't be able to play video games, read books, or watch TV because I'm alone. Oh shit, there goes my retirement plan.
But she has it all figured out...everything. She doesn't have insecurities.
[02:10] gypsyinsecuritymonger: I'm secure because I've thought about my issues
[02:10] gypsyinsecuritymonger: And worked them out
[02:10] gypsyinsecuritymonger: And know what's going down
Nah, she doesn't have any...Nope, not her. But I need to grow the Fuck up, smell the roses, and be totally mature.
Yep, I like her in a Carlinian way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ4mnkvyyVk