Hypocrites

I laugh every time I see some stupid brit on the internet spouting out anti-American bullshit.

Do they know that the computer they're using is American? Unless they use some zany computer, they're using a PC or Mac. Guess who invented those?

"Oh, I run Linux!!" Oh, you're so cool, right? You're still using an American computer, numbskull!

In other words, brits suck. (Well, mostly just England.)

I laugh every time I see some stupid yank on the internet spouting out anti-British bullshit.

Do they know that the web they're using is British? Unless they use some zany network, they're using a WWWeb browser. Guess who invented that?

"Oh, I run TELNET!!" Oh, you're so cool, right? You're still using a British invention, numbskull!

In other words, yanks suck. (Well, mostly just America.)

American is a type of hominid with strong body odor
and pig-like skin yet coarser in texture.
Their specific behavioral patterns are
vandalism, raping, sadistic slaughter of other animals.
It requires maximum caution when they are to be caged at zoos.
Americans recognize cetaceans as their mate,
sometimes jump in the sea to eat whale excretions and
drown themselves. Currently researchers are not certain
about the cause of their degenerated intelligence.