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A MUST READ IM conversation I had with a girl

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 5:48

So I had been talking to this girl I met on Okcupid for almost three weeks. I tried to get to get her to meet in person. Here is the IM conversation, the only things edited were the screen names ("me" instead of my screen name and her instead of "her" screen name). Its not the full conversation, just the important part:

me: so i've been thinking
me: we have been talking for a while
me: and we seem to get along pretty well
me: and we have a lot in common
her: yeah
me: so I thought it would be nice to meet you in person
me: would you be interested?
her: i dunno
her: i been really busy
me: with what?
me: your classes are over and you have no job
me: and you complain about being bores all the time
me: *bored
her: im just not looking for a relationship right now ok?
me: so why are you on Okcupid, a DATING website?
me: that makes no sense
her: so what websites am I allowed on master?
me: not THIS fucking shit
her: what?
me: now IM the evil evil man thats trying to repress you
me: simply because I asked you a perfectly legit question
me: you are on a dating website
me: and yet you claim to be too busy to date
me: AND you claim to not want a relationship
me: so its a perfectly legit question to ask
me: why you are on a dating website
her: why do you care?
me: can you just answer the question please
her: no
me: you are a fucking cunt
her: asshole

Then she blocked me (or maybe she just signed off but I doubt it, not that it matters).

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 5:56

Suppose someone went into Applebees but didn't want to order any food. He just came alone, sat down, and when the waitress came to the table he tells her "oh im not here to order any food". Makes no sense, right? Well THAT'S the equivalent of being a member of a DATING website but not being interested in dating.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 5:59

>>2
Well there's possibilities:

1) She lied about not wanting a relationship because she simply does not want one with ME.

2) She's one of those girls that goes to dating websites just to chat with guys online but never meet.

There's A LOT of girls that do #2. I see a lot of female profiles on okcupid and plentyoffish that say "Im just here for friends" or something. Going to a DATING website and only being there for online chat buddies is like going to KFC and ordering a McDLT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 6:07

>>3
If she said "I am not interested in a relationship right now" she really meant it. You obviously didn't come across to her as "dating material" probably from around the first couple of days where you started to talk with her. You came to her as a friend and only that a friend. Now since you wanted an answer and became rude like that she thinks that your a creeper now. No doubt that you are not friendship material after the way you talked with her. I mean you have to keep in mind your in the internet and women are very cautious on who they meet online and in this case you were one of those scary types that they fear the most. Plus you screwed up the possible friendship even though you were not looking for it.

Why did she call you master? Did you manipulate her way of thinking?

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 6:09

>>4
Why did she call you master? Did you manipulate her way of thinking?


Uh...you're joking right?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 6:10

>>5
Well, no I am not joking. How the hell am I and other people supposed to know the situation if she called you "master", I am curious on how you did it.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 10:18

>>4
Who the hell would want to be friends with a woman anyway? One can never be bros with a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 10:38

I had one once I got talking to on anonidate that turned sound after a few days and told me she was pregnant and still seeing the father. I gave her the same speech, wtf are you doing here? She couldn't understand why I was mad. Women are fucking crazy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 13:48

>>7
bros = fags

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 16:12

>>9
No, bros = men taking the power back from the oppressive matriarchy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 19:12

>>10
misogyny in my progeny living in chaotic harmony!

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 20:13

>>10
Tell it like it is bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-21 23:03

>>10
what are you a lesbian with a dick

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 0:23

Pretty good stuff OP

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 1:31

I'm waiting to hear what big dick george has to say about the whole sordid affair.

Name: big dick gerarge 2010-06-22 1:47

my dick it falled off

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 1:51

>>16
A challenger appears!

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