OMG!!!!!! WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!

hey guys!!! i was just furiously mastrubating to some hardcore pornography in my condo in las vegas!! when suddenly [OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i furiously mastrubated so hard that my PENIS caught ON FIRE
I immediatly went for my #FIRE EXTINGUISHER but by then 3 inches of it had already burnt off!!!!! ;_; ;___;
Now it's only [spoiler]11 inches long ;__; ;_; ;__;

Methinks that >>1-san has confused inches with centimeters.  He only has 11cm left, which is about 4.33in.