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OMG!!!!!! WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-13 19:04

hey guys!!! i was just furiously mastrubating to some hardcore pornography in my condo in las vegas!! when suddenly [OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i furiously mastrubated so hard that my PENIS caught ON FIRE
I immediatly went for my #FIRE EXTINGUISHER but by then 3 inches of it had already burnt off!!!!! ;_; ;___;
Now it's only [spoiler]11 inches long ;__; ;_; ;__;

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-13 20:09

Only 11? Be glad, mine's only 5.

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