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What is /lounge/ ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 13:39

I don't seem to be able to figure out by just looking. Except there are lesser posts than on /b/ the content seems about the same...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 13:43

/lounge/ is for lounging, obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 13:44

/lounge/ quality is much better, notice the lack of reposts.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 13:48

Lounge is where anyone is welcome to drop by, relax and get lazy, and let your pants fall off.  Rudeness will be rebuked, for we are not a jerkface.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 13:48

>>1
the content seems about the same...
No post number rolling.
No spam.
No appending -fag.
No "ask me anything".
No "newf*gs can't whatever".
No repoasting the same images every day.
Ergo your wrong bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 13:50

nigger

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 13:51

As you sip your martini, you hear http://steady.somafm.com:8500
(put into audio stream player)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 13:51

>>6
Rude!  Contain yourself sir.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 13:53

>>5
Not rly... this is simply because of the low number of users. Also... I ain't a bitch. Seems like there is a dick hanging around :D
Also... what you named is the bullshit that can be ignored, because it's mostly for idiots by idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 13:58

>>7
sounds quite good... but I drink only coffee. No milk, no sugar. Bitter like the life itself and dark like our future.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 14:00

I might also suggest that the majority of /lounge/ is homo-, or at least bisexual.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 14:06

Well I'm sorry to dissapoint you. I'm straight... Although I've spent 5 or 6 years on /b/ >.>

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 14:07

I've spent 5 or 6 years on /b/

You poor bastard

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 14:10

>>13
I wanted to suggest that it might have been the good years, but then I realised that the good years ended two years after /b/'s conception.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 14:28

Let me introduce to some of fun activities we participate in at /lounge/!

Impersonating MILKRIBS
End every sentence with an exclamation mark. Putting it into the [i][/i] tags is optional. Say things like "I can insure you I am no anus!" or "Are you an queer!" a lot. Misspell words, especially clever as cleaver. When you are wrong and it can be easily proven, respond "Whatever troll!" or "I dont have time for trolls like you!". Whenever you see any word describing a black person, fix it to * African American.
Example posts:
Your not cleaver! Are you an queer!
* African American

Impersonating RedCream
Put RedCream in the name field and "peahippo@hotmail.com" in the email field. Half of your poasts should be about your forced memes like "I admit my role" or "the goatfinger". In the other half you apply slightly highbrow vocabulary to lowbrow concepts.
Example posts:
Coming to /lounge/ from /b/? I admit my role.
Unlike you, I am not interested in homoerotic sodomy and fornication. I lead a joyful life of a heterosexual man.
You are covered in my semen.

Impersonating smirky lad
Make a regular post, and append ":/" at the end of the post, after two newlines.
Example posts:
I want to fuck my sister so bad. I was almost there once, but my mother went in and saw us.

:/

You're the one that's sexually insecure!

:/


Impersonating djapco
Proof?
Example posts:
Proof?
proof?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 14:31

>>15
This man knows his /lounge/.  He must be a /lounge/ scholar.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 14:35

learning new memes... Woohoo how exciting...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 15:09

>>6
* African American

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 15:22

IMPERSONATING PORK SODA

Suck a dog dick then deny it everafter

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 17:26

I miss pork soda :(

Name: RedCream 2010-06-05 22:57

>>15
Impersonating RedCream
Close... it instead goes thusly:

In the first half of your poastings, explore memetic space.

In the other half of your poastings, explore the general conceptory space.

In the remaining half of your poastings, GO NUTS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 23:20

>>15
You forgot about "adding a paragraph of irrelevant dribble" to smirkylad's part.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 23:26

>>21
On a purely serious note, you should have yourself medically examined to see if there are any salvageable brain cells in that entirely brain-dead head. And don't sign any donor cards in the meantime.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 3:14

>>21
>>first half
>>other half
>>remaining half

RedCream is a half-wit!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 4:01

>>24
Well, no, not really; that's like saying that I'm trying to create a grilled-cheese sandwich when I go shopping. Unless I am a professional chef (and thus looking to experiment with the form rather than the content), what I really want is the experience of eating a grilled-cheese sandwich: the taste, texture, aroma, visual of grill-marks on bread, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 4:09

>>25
WHAT!

Your poast got too long and I couldn't read it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 4:16

>>26
you can't read 2 lines? IHBDT

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 11:54

>>3
/lounge/ quality is much better, notice the lack of posts.

fixed it for you.

Name: RedCream 2010-06-06 19:23

>>23-kun, I've been subjected to a battery of medical tests in order to determine what had exactly given rise to my prodigious intellect.  The answers may surprise you... alas, the text box here is too small to contain even a minimal summary.  Suffice to say that the matter was preordained.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 15:46

bumb

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 16:36

>>29
If you had any humility at all, I might consider you human. Alas, your true intellect is limited and small to contain such a simple idea. Suffice to say that the path that lies before you is precisely the same that lies behind you. That's what's preordained.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 16:38

>>27
IHBDT
NYJMUA

Name: RedJapco4000 2010-07-17 14:12

You being an queer! I admit my role!

:/

Name: big dick george 2010-07-17 14:38

HAHA! you are all so lame to my large penis i slap you in the face with big penis because i can't get disease and die i am king penis!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-17 15:25

>>31
Suffice to say that the path that lies before you is precisely the same that lies behind you. That's what's preordained.

Stating the bleeding obvious!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-17 17:33

/lounge/ is where we go when /b/ is down

Name: RedCream 2010-07-17 17:52

/lounge/ is where we admit our roles.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-17 18:07

Once I went on a really wild bender and when I woke up I found out I had purchased a $500 sweater.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-17 18:44

>>38
Really? Something similar happened to me, but it was only a $60 sweater but I still needed that money.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-18 7:34

Once I went on a really wild bender and when I woke up I found out I had sold some guy my $5 sweater for $500.

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