if you could turn any dude queer, who?

Who would you turn queer, if you could just wish to turn a dude queer?  Would you use your wish for the good of mankind?  Would you somehow directly benefit?  Would you find some amusement at the queerification of this person?

I would turn Obammer queer but only if I could make him flaming queer with a lisp overly colorful clothes make him divorce and get a man beside him for the white house and paint the white house pink and have it forever refered to as the fabulous pink house.