if you could turn any dude queer, who?

Who would you turn queer, if you could just wish to turn a dude queer?  Would you use your wish for the good of mankind?  Would you somehow directly benefit?  Would you find some amusement at the queerification of this person?

I'd turn Obama queer.

Just so I could have his vanilla and chocolate cock massage my anuse walls before exploding warm cream inside of me... :)