IMMIGRATION SOLUTION

For every illegal spic that we give citizenship
We deport a worthless porch monkey


Free up our jails
More hard workers paying taxes and feeding the economy
Less niggers collecting checks

I don't see how this could go wrong.
Let's rename Mexico "NEW ZULU" or something.

porch monkey

I've heard of monkeys, and I've heard of porches, but I've never heard of monkeys on porches.  Monkeys live in trees.