The POBCI poster

I picture myself a dark room. There is filthy CRT screen buzzing away its phoshors, and a fat autistic neckbeard sitting next to it. There is collection of anal dildoes all around him and remains of chinese food and potato chip packs, underneath them is a "Masturbation for dummies" half-eaten by rats. He giggles like a little pig and makes another "POBCI" thread, while test-driving another dildo in his ass.

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A boy asked his dad what sex was.  He decided to show the lad by letting him observe him screw his wife.  As he got going, he invited the boy to ride on top of his wife's back.  As they were about to finish, the father yelled, "hang on son, this is when the paperboy usually falls off!"