when jesus makes his second coming, will he speak english? will we have some kind of warning? if he shows up in some city, will everyone else just go about their day at work, fucking their wives, or keep playing WoW?
I hope i have diarrhea when he comes, and then i won't even have to wipe my ass.
Omg hai ^___^ I’m Moses-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ religion <3 and my fav is bible!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my imaculat savior jesus!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN SAINT IN PERSON!!! Supa saint desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
When I walked thru red sea =^____^=I looked up and saw…JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA HOLY JESUS-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned dead then un-dead!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how anointed I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me on mount sinai shop o_o and started to bless me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS WORDS SOUNDED LIKE ANGLES!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat jew watching us and I could tell he was seling him out him with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA JUDAS THAT’S MY CHIRST WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH BUDDHA CAUSE JESUS-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then jesus held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love all humans and blessed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his stable and prayed all night long and made 10 commandments and they all became base of faith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;