2nd coming

when jesus makes his second coming, will he speak english? will we have some kind of warning? if he shows up in some city, will everyone else just go about their day at work, fucking their wives, or keep playing WoW?

I hope i have diarrhea when he comes, and then i won't even have to wipe my ass.

Welcome to Fantasy Island, where your every dream comes true.  Hervé Villechaize will be your Jesus this week.  Yes, the second Jesus is a midget.