I fucking love Gypsies

Gypsies are great and deserve sympathy. They go to school and are educated, they dont steal constantly, make places, leave all clean leaving it in great condition. We had some on an unused plot of land locally some years back, they would play on the dual carriage way and throw money and gold into traffic, drag buckets of emeralds to the petrol station and fill them with the free car water to wash in, walk into Tesco and buy 10 pairs of shirts and run through the security barriers to get away from stealers and all kinda of other great things. Great race and humans.

I liek the way that they are always so charitble to elderly and vulnerable people.

"Here, love, whilst I was up on the roof fixing the actually broken tiles for the original price I quoted you, I nipped into the kitchen to check and make sure your water main wasn't busted and I noticed that your handbag was just lying about unsecured in a box at the back of your bedroom wadrobe upstairs, so here it is for you, with all the money still inside it and all. Begorrah"

Happens all the time.

True story.