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Wow, Paris Hilton!

Name: !LoungEr4ms 2010-05-05 6:49

Don't know about you guys but I'd love to kidnap her at knifepoint, slice off fingers, ears, toes and finally flaps of skin until I get 100 million dollars from her rich parents, kill her anyway then dispose of the body by cramming the dismembered chunks of meat down a waste disposal unit.

That's hawt.

Unless she's reading this, then ummmm.. I totally don't want to do that.

And I totally wouldn't still kill her after you pay the ransom.

And we should hang out Paris, come meet me outside the Devonport Hammer hardware. I just need to buy saws that cut through bone, plastic sheeting, gags, and postal bags first.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 10:35

She sucks a mean cock.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 11:42

>>1
can I sniff your anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 12:18

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 12:31

>>4
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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 12:35

>>5
You're internet apears to be broken, sir! I recomend you call a tecknishian imediatly!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 12:40

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 12:54

* She's mean and sucks cocks.

>>1
Seek help!

Name: Spelling and Grammar Police 2010-05-05 13:11

>>6
Your internet appears to be broken, sir! I recommend you call a technician immediately!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 1:39

>>7
SPAM
DRINK COCA COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNNESS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 3:13

More like Penis Hilton, oh yeah

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 19:37

>>1
I have reported you to the RCMP!

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