Disney children's TV comedies are rude

Have you seen these things?  The children in these programs are so rude.  Why I would smack those rosy cheeks six ways from Sunday if such sass was directed my way.  Shame on you Disney, and shame on the parents who allow their children to perform in these shows.

Why are so many kids shows about kids doing nothing but being kids nowadays?  When I was that age, I just wanted to watch shows about robots and shit, not mini versions of Friends.