The tale of 2 Homos

Woman + woman: in real-world scenarios they just chatter back and forth about TV and cats. Often times they don't even have sex.

Woman + man: woman slowly struggles to break the man's bad habits. Society makes a net gain by having one less man being an unrefined idiot.

Man + man: two idiots both trying to out-idiot each other, and sex gets involved thus creating AIDS.

Man + man? Where can I get some? I love a nice hard beefrod to dine on while teasing his sphincter.