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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 23:20

Fuck the volcano..  i wanna go home...

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 23:21

Well, good thing is you don't have to worry about planes spraying chemtrails where you're at.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 23:39

Take a boat, or are they not letting boats fly either

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 23:41

>>3
I love how you worded that. :3

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 23:41

Jackson 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 23:59

Just go on foot!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 0:01

>>6
wwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 0:44

And so it has finally happened. What a great honour for Malaysia. Najib, the Prime Minister of 1Malaysia fame was thrown a few crumbs, a few brief moment to savour, exchanging pleasantries with US President Obama on the sidelines of the Nuclear Security Summit.

Naturally, it was not quite the same as being driven down Pennsylvania Avenue to be welcomed at the portal of the White House, but I am being churlish as usual where Najib is concerned. Najib did get to see Obama via the tradesman's entrance.

What irks me about this non-event meeting is that we had to resort to employing a very expensive public relations firm, for which read grubby Washington lobbyists, for close to 25 million dollars, give or take a million dollars here and there. Small change I suppose when it is not your hard-earned money.

We maintain, for a small country, far too many embassies, all the result of Mahathir Mohamad's megalomaniac years when he developed a special interest in trafficking with some of the vilest and most violent regimes particularly in North and Sub-Saharan Africa that others would not have touched with a long barge pole. For maverick Mahathir, that was his regular breakfast fare.

Maintaining diplomatic missions abroad requires a huge budget, and ours in Washington D.C must cost us an arm and a leg. So Malaysian tax payers have every right to expect to get value for money, especially when we were assured by Prime Minister Najib that his choice of our ambassador to the US was based on the gentleman's credentials, whatever those might be.

One of his qualifications, so we were told, was that he had developed extensive networking, Washington D.C style, into a fine art, and could be reasonably expected to pave the way for getting Malaysia into the inside track. Our man in D.C. could not, on this occasion, even arrange a fleeting "hello and goodbye" meeting without resorting, in the time honoured Malaysian culture of corruption, to that offensive practice euphemistically referred to as "cheque book diplomacy."

The Prime Minister could not have picked a better candidate for the job, and I wonder if there would ever be an end to the perceived sleaziness, rightly or wrongly, that has come to be associated with Najib. For the all our sakes, the Prime Minister has to be a little more circumspect and open in his dealings.

What has this visit achieved for the money and time expended? A photo opportunity at most for Najib, but for Malaysia, toeing submissively the American/Israeli policy against Iran. We decried Junior Bush's attack on Iraq because we were not convinced that the claimed weapons of mass destruction really existed. Why are we so quick of the mark this time to believe the Israeli-inspired conspiracy against Iran? Where is the incontrovertible evidence that Iran is building nuclear weapons?

What have we done to urge the Americans to dismantle Israeli nuclear warheads? On this issue, there has to be a great deal of soul-searching to be done on our part if we are to remain true to our sense of justice and if we wish enhance our standing among the morally decent nations of the world.

I am not suggesting that we should oppose every American policy that impacts on global peace and security. We have to resist the temptation, however, of living in each other's pockets in our relations whether with mighty America or pinhead Singapore.

I am not against Israel, per se. I admire the energy of the country and its people many of whom are friends of mine. With one, I went on two holidays, shared kosher food and enjoyed many hilarious moments. They are as honest and decent as the rest of humanity, and they, like us want the best for their country and the Jewish people.

That having been said, anyone familiar with the workings of the American system on the international policy level will realise that no matter how often you meet Obama, nothing will happen unless the very powerful pro-Jewish Congressional committees want it to happen.

Rather than swimming in circles in the murky Potomac inhabited by totally disreputable money-grabbing grey-suited lobbyists just to pay homage to the White House, it would be easier and a great deal less costly to recognise, yes, recognise Israel. It is there; it is not a mirage in the desert.

All this pretence that it does not exist has to make way for a pragmatic new policy. We have to exorcise the ghost of Mahathir's rabid anti-Jewish ghost or we will get nowhere. We are not helping the Palestinians if we do not talk and walk with the Israelis. That does not mean we agree with their inhumanity to the Palestinians.

We will get all the support and backing of the very influential American Jewish interests, and will be able to engage Israel on a number of critical international and humanitarian issues, including the Palestinian conundrum. I think we should give this serious consideration. The Jews are anxious to cultivate us.

I recall in 2006 while serving with the UN in New York I was invited to deliver a talk at a conference in Jerusalem. Despite attempts to deny that I was a Malaysian official, they saw me as such, and not as a special UN adviser who I really was. They were delighted that for the first time in history that they had a ranking "Malaysian official" addressing a public meeting in Israel.

They were not particularly interested in what I had to say about good governance, and the vital importance of fighting corruption. They wanted to know why Malaysia did not recognise Israel and, yet at the same time our government leaders saw nothing wrong in depositing huge sums of money in Israeli banks.

I had to tell them I could not answer their questions as I was not a member of the Government of Malaysia. Mahathir may care to comment when he chooses to remember this bizarre aspect of his glorious administration. (By TUNKU ABDUL AZIZ/MySinchew)

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 3:34

That volcano spewed more greenhouse gas into the atmosphere than the entire industrial revolution so where are all the cry baby liberal faggots at???

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 5:02

BAN VOLCANOS

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 5:22

>>5
Stop spamming, ball gulper.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 8:42

>>10

I agree

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 8:44

>>9
Is that supposed to be witty?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 8:45

>>13
He makes a good point though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 8:47

>>14
Not really. One is a natural event that humanity couldn't do anything about, the other is related to the human influence on nature. "Liberal crybaby faggots" can whine about the latter, but obviously not about the former.
He's being a silly goose.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 8:56

>>15
Yes, but the human influence on nature is negated by huge volcanoes spewing tons and tons of ash into the atmosphere that not even a century of human activity could compare. If it's anything that will kill us all, it'll be the next big eruption from Yellowstone, not a bunch of microscopic matchbox vehicles driving around on a gigantic sphere.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 8:57

I'm stranded in Europe since 23 years---
Someone, please help me out of here!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 8:59

>>17
Okay. But where do you want to go?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 9:01

>>18
Well, I'm not sure yet. Do you have a suggestion?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 9:23

>>19
Well, I dunno. Maybe North America, USA, Canada, etc. I wouldn't suggest South America, too unstable there, not to mention the earthquake that hit Chile. Speaking of earthquakes, if you're going to the USA, avoid California (both bankrupt and has frequent quakes). Can't say I suggest an Asian country, they're nice to visit, but certainly not to live in. Hmm.. can't say I suggest Africa, it's hot and like South America, politically unstable. Australia may end up putting Internet filters in. New Zealand may be a possibility.

So yeah, I guess it's either North America, or New Zealand.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 13:57

>>16
Didn't anything teach you anything?  Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-22 22:02

>>9
There's no such thing as global warming! Only nutjobs believe there is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 3:48

>>21
The marvelous response here speaks volumes. Apparently, volcanoes cause more harm to the environment than motor vehicles. I'll use your own word, "tsk".

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 16:02

Did you make it home, OP?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 16:06

>>22
I also have doubts that Uranus exits.
>>23
You aren't very good at looking up stuff are you.  It hardly takes a minute or two to debunk your moon-landing-was-fake fantasy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 2:28

>>25
You aren't very good at looking up stuff are you.
You aren't very good at debating honestly, are you?
It hardly takes a minute or two to debunk your moon-landing-was-fake fantasy.
We're not talking about the moon landings, we're talking about the fact that volcanoes cause much more harm to the environment than individual motor vehicles, and I ain't talking about CO2 emissions, either. You're being a disingenuous little shit; drop the act, it's not cute.

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