USA

America is the geographical equivalent of Nelson Mutz. Big, obese, moronic and insulting to everyone else.
Always ready to poke fun at other nations despite being so isolated from the rest of the world. Nobody likes
america but we put up with it. nobody wants to be your friend; we all can't stand you. frankly your pretty
embarassing.

however, when the world needs a big moronic sucker to call for dead soldiers and money, americas always there
to try and proove itself.

meanwhile its slowly being strangulated by debt and having its overweight army ripped to pieces by inferior
fighting forces and the rest of the world just laughs.

thanks america, for doing the dirty work, again and again and again and again and yet still being the most riddiculed nation on the planet