Name: ¥ØÇƧæ 2010-04-10 0:41
It is shameful to swear in such a great learning environment as the one presented by Mr. Carlos Esparza SJ. Swearing is inappropriate and should not be used in the sanctity of Mr. Esparza’s domain for it displeases the Lord. Swearing, much like pterodactyls, have no place in a cohesive learning environment and should be restrained. There are quite a few substitutes that can be used in place of swearing. For example instead of shouting out expletives the offender could shout out complements to his gracious teacher or by squawking much like the parrot Waldo from the band Hatebeak which is actually a good band that you should check out. It’s a death metal band in which the vocalist is a parrot that does death squawks. Anyway back to the matter at hand, swearing is a terrible horrible thing much like the Dallas Cowboys and should be abolished, also like the Dallas Cowboys should be abolished. The offender is grateful that the teacher did not grant a more devastating punishment such as not allowing the offender to use the restroom or whipping. Swearing should not be used because it offends the Lord and all others in the classroom who are attempting to learn Algebra. I am glad that the gracious teacher has given me the opportunity to reform my ways so I won’t fall victim to the horrible disease of whitetrashia. Whitetrashia is a terrible disease affecting not only the body, but also the mind. It was first discovered when Bridget was caught by her husband (James the cop) cheating on the famous midget stripper, Big Man. I, the offender, am glad that Mr. Esparza protected me from the terrors of whitetrashia. Swearing could have also caused me to become a white supremacist much like in the movie American History X. Fun fact: this movie has the largest number of uses of the f word of any movie besides the movie which is entitled with the f word. I have not followed the example of the American hero known as Aldaberto Garza and I have shamed his mighty name. I will try harder to follow the ways of the greatest Geometry teacher known to man.
This next part of the essay I will dedicate to the history and the study of profanity. According to Stephen Pinker there are 5 types of profanity. These are dysphemistic, abusive, idiomatic, emphatic, and cathartic. The word profanity is taken from the Latin word meaning outside the temple referring to things that would not be said or taken in the temple cause they were just plain wrong. A profane existence would be one that is disgraceful to the beings that are worshipped. Another meaning of profane existence is that of a widely popular magazine that features punk rock music. There are many ways to live peacefully without swearing or profanity. There are many great things in this world that don’t have profane words or actions in them. An example would be Mahatma Gandhi who did not swear and did not exhibit any violence and instead peacefully protested his case leading to India to be freed. He is considered to have lived a great and holy life. An example of something that does swear is the popular southern metal band called Alabama Thunderp***y and because of that the band is now on hiatus which is sad cause it is a awesome band. Finally I have realized the horrors of my grave errors and that I must reform and by doing that, I might one day be able to become Mr. Esparza’s padawan.
This next part of the essay I will dedicate to the history and the study of profanity. According to Stephen Pinker there are 5 types of profanity. These are dysphemistic, abusive, idiomatic, emphatic, and cathartic. The word profanity is taken from the Latin word meaning outside the temple referring to things that would not be said or taken in the temple cause they were just plain wrong. A profane existence would be one that is disgraceful to the beings that are worshipped. Another meaning of profane existence is that of a widely popular magazine that features punk rock music. There are many ways to live peacefully without swearing or profanity. There are many great things in this world that don’t have profane words or actions in them. An example would be Mahatma Gandhi who did not swear and did not exhibit any violence and instead peacefully protested his case leading to India to be freed. He is considered to have lived a great and holy life. An example of something that does swear is the popular southern metal band called Alabama Thunderp***y and because of that the band is now on hiatus which is sad cause it is a awesome band. Finally I have realized the horrors of my grave errors and that I must reform and by doing that, I might one day be able to become Mr. Esparza’s padawan.