How to get somebody put in jail

I tried this a few years ago and it got this kid I hated at the time sent to jail for 6 months and got him 3 years probation. Here's how you can get somebody you hate sent to jail.

1. Get spray paint, latex gloves, find a building with no cameras or anybody that will see you.

2. Spray paint victim's name on the wall plus gang symbols and offensive material.

3. Run, ditch all evidence, and wait for the shit to hit the fan.