Australia, UK and the US

And all the little ones in the middle. When will you all realize we are brothers in baked beans? Only WE can appreciate that rich tomato sauce with those tasty, satisfying haricot beans swimming swimming in between.

So lets just put down the guns. We're all not so different.

Ok then

Yes, the australian-american-uk war must stop.

True. We are all brothers of the western world. And we need to stick together. Americans, you've got to start protesting on Capitol Hill and get the unconstitutional PATRIOT ACT repealed. UK citizens, you've got to protest at Westminster and get your liberty destroying laws repealed as well. Australians, you've got to stop Stephen Conroy's agenda to censor the Internet in your country! Otherwise, there will come the day when you won't be able to read what I'm typing here!

And that's all I have to say about that.

>>4
A good post.
Also, Jackson 5 GET

Baked beans?  I prefer clathrates instead.

What about Canada, eh?

you say to-may-to, I say tah-mah-to

UK>USA

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1260286/KFC-diner-told-bacon-burger--halal.html

KFC diner told 'you can't have bacon in your burger here - we're now halal'

A diner was left fuming after a KFC restaurant took his favourite meal off the menu because it breached their new halal regulations.

Alan Phillips was told he would have to travel five miles to another branch if he wanted the Big Daddy, a chicken burger, topped with bacon, cheese and salad.

>>9
Alright, don't start a silly pissing contest between nations now. We're all brothers of the western world, man.

>>7
The little ones in the middle.

>>9
Yeah, this is just the type of attitude that creates barriers between us. The only way to get others to put down their guns is to put down your own first.

For the record, KFC beans aren't that nice (BBQ ones aren't bad I guess but the mere concept of BBQ'd baked beans contradicts the universe)

Jackson 5 GET

SIX thousand trees have been cut down at a beauty spot on the outskirts of Darwen after a health and safety survey.
And police and councillors said the felling programme would have the added benefit of discouraging strangers from meeting up for sex at the known 'dogging' hotspot.
Sergeant Mark Wilson of Darwen Neighbourhood Policing team, said the tree felling would help reduce incidents of 'dogging'.
He said: “It’s an on-going problem and very worrying for members of the public.

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/5074429.6_000_trees_felled_on_outskirts_of_Darwen/

WOW. wow.
I'm used to hearing about stupid shit happening in Britain, but this is just over the top.

You Brits have to be the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet. Even worse than Africans. If you're a britfag reading this, please just walk off a cliff.

>>13
What, seems perfectly logical to me. Trees = dogging, that's just the way of life. Bring down trees and so to with the level of dogging.

PS: Put down thy gun.

I don't understand.  Do the Brits use dogs for sex?

>>15
Yes, because they are dogs.

This is how Easter Island became treeless.  Now they just cornhole each other behind the giant stone heads.

>>15-16
Woah! Woah! No need for this. This is the kind of thing that divides us. The US, UK, and Australia are all brothers of the western world.