I remember when I was a girl...

..in Ireland there was a girl who lived in our village, such a bonny girl, much admired, and she took to touching herself. First she went pale, then she got dark circles under eyes, and people began to wonder, and then she went thin, and people began to suspect, and then she became a hopeless imbecile, because the jelly of her brain was melted by what she did to herself and flowed away, and then people knew for certain. Now she has to be handcuffed for 24 hours a day.

i don't remember when i was a girl. i think i was always a boy. although sometmes i pretend i am a girl so i can look at myself in the miror naked and get hot but i maek a very ugly girl so it's not fun.