ITT: We're a burned out 70s rock band

You might want to put a towel down before you sit, that shag rug is kind of skungy

>>11
Pardon? I was of course refering* to the service code acronym: HALTED AWAITING WHEEL TECHNICIAN. This message means the machine has stopped processing jobs awaiting a new spool of punch card paper tape being loaded into the machine's tape reader. Should you have any further questions regarding this matter, I would appreciate it if you could direct them to my office.

HTH, (To avoid further confusion, let me point out that this is another acronym standing for "Hope This Helps".)
James Coleroy,
Executive Wheel Technician,
Massachusetts Institute of Technology

*RFC compatible

>>13
I'm finding this conduct most unbecoming. If you have any more inquiries regarding the computing facilities we provide here then I will of course be only too happy to answer them. If, however, you insist on making passive aggressive sarcastic insinuations, then I will be left with no choice but to refer you to the Vice Executive Chief Computation Facilities Director, who may decide to cut your usage quota.

Have a nice day,
James Coleroy,
Executive Wheel Technician,
Massachusetts Institute of Technology