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>>23
SFBE, that people can not tell the difference between you and some aberrant form of you (which I hesitate to call a cloan), demonstrates clearly that you are a horrible poaster here on 4chan and should leave forthwith... before you start something with other poasters that you can not finish without incurring significant personal cost.
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Anonymous2012-01-07 19:54
>>25
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Who the hell sits and makes fun of one user's posts when he himself is breaking anonymity on an anonymous board? That's like going to Office Depot for farming equipment. Are you retarded?
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Anonymous2012-01-08 1:07
>>28
Isn't he still out there, discussing child pornography with other child pornographers?
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Anonymous2012-01-08 4:57
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