Like a chicken with udders

Just how pathetic a life do you have to have to be a namefag? And not just a namefag on /b/, /r9k/ or any other board. No, a namefag on the obscure textboards.

Can you answer that, huh REDCREAM?

You're just jealous, and my raw sexual power is overwhelming your sensorium.

THIS IS TRUE

>>1
why the hate man? why?

>>1
_{back to /b/, plz}