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Jesus Fish

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-15 22:14

Today I found a fish on the road, I thought unto myself what an odd place for a fish to be, fish is usually living in water, the fish was alive so I thought unto myself should I put this fish out of its misery or finding it a water to live in a two bedroom puddle or something, then I thought unto myself what would jesus do? I didn't know what jesus would do in this circumstance so I left the fish to find its own way into a river or beerquarium but before I left I named the fish jesus and I said unto him "Jesus if you making it to fish heaven asking fish god why he forsaken you and ask him to giving you some water"

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-15 22:24

Good point, I think that's a lesson to us all.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-15 23:19

That fish was my brother

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 4:52

how did your brothe turn into a fish?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 9:12

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 1:29

that fish pissed in the holy water... fish piss...

gonna be hellfish soon

you are a manner of fish

they start to stink in three days

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 1:32

>>1
Is English you're first language!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 3:23

hey everywun
did you know carcom is dead? yep!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 23:04

>>1
good storee! I am finding fishes also as well sometimes. My am naming him sid harte and asking to where he going after dyeing. Him saying he come back to hear but as other thing, maybe my suns! I thinks I like to have a fish for a sun!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 23:09

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 23:11

>>10
notbeingasnob.com

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 23:12

>>11
Sorry, we can't find "www.notbeingasnob.com". We suggest that you check the spelling of the web address or search above.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 23:15

>>12
See, this is what happens when you're a snob.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 23:21

>>13
Oh pipe down, it has nothing to do with snobbery.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 23:39

>>14
Okey, okey ill admit; i over plaid mi hand how bowt we agre tha i can type lije a tard adn u can jujge me? k?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 23:47

>>15
Sure, no problem. First you must read www.usingenglish.com and www.englishuk.com/en and then you can go save the world.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 0:05

>>15
Jeepers, you are hard to understand.  What is your first language

Name: RedCream 2010-03-18 0:24

Where could that fish possibly be?

We're thinking it's behind the sofa.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 2:37

As a fish enthusiast perfectly aware that many fishes are quite smart animals, I'm not unsympathetic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 4:55

If it was fish Jesus he would've swam on land!

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