Four Noble Truths

    * Dukkha — The Noble Truth of Suffering
    * Samudaya — The Noble Truth of the Cause of Suffering
    * Nirodha — The Noble Truth of the Cessation of Suffering
    * Magga — The Noble Truth of the Path leading to the Cessation of Suffering

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Dukkha - I have no berr.
Samudaya - I have no beer because I didn't buy enough beer yesterday.
Nirodha - I need to buy more beer yesterday.
Magga - ...and what do you know - I did. *sound of beer opening.*