Wine penis

This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.

I once put alcohol from wine in my asshole

But pouring wine in your ass can be dangerous, the walls of your anal cavity absorb alcohol very quickly so be sure you don't pour too much in or you may get alcohol poisoning.