Marriage

wouldn't you want someone you love to have 50 percent of your stuff?

I don't think I'm allowed to legally marry characters who exist only in my mind and lack certain spatial dimensions even there.

>>2
Ok...pretend it's someone IRL

>>3
I could also pretend that my imaginary money is IRL money but I doubt anyone would accept such a payment!
I wish things were that simple.

She wouldn't just get 50%, though. She'd get the full monty, if you know what I mean!