It does look a bit shit in comparison but from what I gather, it's primarily a sidescrolling game so this is probably just some fancy action zoom. Also, I imagine that the character is among the first things you make in a game so for all we know she might get redesigned. The rest doesn't look terrible.
Nintendo has really fallen off. It's a shame too, being that Super Nintendo was my very first console.
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Anonymous2010-02-26 7:54
>>6
SMG2 looks good though. And the original while piss easy was great as well. Really makes you wonder what would be if Nintendo still tried to make real games :(
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Anonymous2010-02-26 9:23
>>7
The gravity system and graphics were phenomenal but the length/difficulty completely wrecked it for me. I don't think people appreciate how important that is. The satisfaction of beating a challenge is nonexistent and there was no real hook for me.
Not to mention how linear the stages were and that stupid vibrating dildo of a controller.
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Anonymous2010-02-26 10:19
When I picture a perfect Metroid it's in this style:
Is like the best vision anyone has ever had for Zelda.
Add SMG2's fur-shaded grass... and Wind Waker's tall cuttable grass....
And the link from ALTTP artwork...
FFFUUUCKKKKK it would be hot.
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Anonymous2010-02-26 10:49
looks no better than shadow complex
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Anonymous2010-02-26 12:05
Dear Nintendo:
YOUR COCKSUCKING PRODUCT HAS REDUCED ME TO A GIBBERING MAN-APE WHOSE ONLY RESORT TO DEALING WITH THE ALMIGHTY FUCKING GRIEF IT'S BESTOWED UPON ME IS TO SCREA\
M AND HURT MYSELF.
Seriously, I am jumping up and down and throwing my shit in handfuls at the fucking television in some impotent primal effort to get the thing to work. I hav\
e been sitting here trying to enjoy your product - YOUR PRODUCT, YOUR GAME, YOUR CONTRACT BETWEEN DEVELOPER AND CONSUMER THAT THE CONSUMER WILL ENJOY YOUR PR\
ODUCT - but instead the damn thing's been crawling out of the console and taking warm shits in my gaping mouth. Swear to god, you should have just added a li\
ttle door to the console through which a hand pops out and flips me off, because I am insulted that your QA or testers or whatever brainless shitstove three \
genes short of a monkey FAGNUT signs your games through thought that a person with more than a single fucking digit IQ could enjoy Story Mode Chapter 7. INSU\
LTED.
WORK WITH ME HERE: The goal's simple enough! Come in first! Hey, that's fine, it's just like playing the grand fucking prix; not a problem! Only deal is your\
cross-eyed team of tongue-slapping wunderkind decided to give the game every single fucking advantage possible TO THE GAME rather than me.
How in the fuck does Black Shadow - whose car is the heaviest and lamest piece of shit next to the Crazy Bear - suddenly become SO FUCKING GOOD that he can s\
tay in first without using a drop of boost? Huh!? Why!? You never see this shithead anywhere near the top fucking 20 in a normal race. BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME\
HE'S MEGA-COCK, THE FASTEST FAGGOT IN THE WORLD. 1.21 GIGAWATTS MARTY, LET'S GO BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE.
But it's not just Black Shadow with the magical powers, it's the entire fucking lineup of racers! THEY'RE ALL FASTER THAN YOU. AND DON'T REQUIRE ANY BOOST.
But but but I of course, am still driving some piece of shit hamster-powered jalopy who guzzles it's entire energy bar in no less than four fucking boosts! A\
dd to this the entire course just got shitted on by some retarded space tiki volacano god and you've got a course full of hazards that'll drain at least 1/4 \
of your energy bar JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. WHOOPIE.
HURRR, you say. THAT'S JUST THE CHALLENGE. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY. Well fuck that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfurter.
Tell me, please, why does the GAME have to win? Huh? What happens when the game wins and I lose? Is there some huge fucking kegger waiting for it when it get\
s done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe the game's family is being held hostage by another game and that game has it\
's cock in F-Zero's wife's mouth and he's holding a cell phone up to her and F-Zero can hear her pained moans and cries for help and the asshole game then sa\
ys, "You beat that cock-sucking human, or I'll blow her brains out." I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.
It's not any fun if I can't win, you faggots. I want to move on. I want to unlock whatever piece of shit clown car you have hidden away from me so I can star\
t racing and get pissed off with that too. When your game prevents me from fully enjoying the product I have bought you have failed in your fucking mission t\
o deliver a game. You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and fucking DIE DIE DIE.