Does anyone else hate their iphone?

I am sick to death of this stupid thing.

I just discovered that it didn't turn itself off after the last call. Result: flat battery for the past few hours. I only hope to hell it hung up otherwise there might be a few hundred dollars in call charges waiting for me.

It is occasionally sluggish when turned on. I have to swipe the thing 5-6 times before it will turn on.

Sometimes, I can not answer calls because the calls ring out before the god damned phone will respond to the swipe.

I have had enough of the damned thing and smashed it tonight with my fist. I flung it out the window, and it is going to spend the night in the garden. Tomorrow, I will buy a new phone, and it won't be another god damned iphone.

>>1
Now Steve Jobs can't spy on you while you masturbate to your Fathead of Anne Frank.

But you won't be cool anymore.

No, because I do not follow up on the latest phones like some kind of male homosexual.

I don't like phoning

I enjoy my iPhone because I don't actually have anyone to talk to, but I can do other shit on it so I still have a reason to carry it around.  Every month or so I'll get a text message and it'll all be worth it.

I'd rather carry a sweet little Russian hamster, so that I'd have pal with me that I could feel and enjoy.

Bitches dont know about my carrier pigeon.

>>8
I love you

>>9
thx 8===D

>>8
Now we know! The entire internet knows about your carrier pigeon!

Boy were you caught with your pants down!

>>11

D'oh

>>11
I'm anonymous. Bitches still don't know about my carrier pigeon!

hyuck hyuck dem flyin rats is tasty

If you hate your iPhone, why don't you give it to me?