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Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 10:14

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 10:17

Yayè

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 10:47

THE FUCK ON

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 11:11

>>3
what in the fuck does that even mean? you fuckin retarded? try being relevant to the topic at hand you cumfaced honky piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 11:21

>>4
An endless succession of jerkfaces.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 11:34

DONGSDONGSDONGSDONGSDONGS DONGSDONGSDONGSDONGSDONGS
DONGSDONGSDONGSDONGSDONGS DONGSDONGSDONGSDONGSDONGS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 16:20

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 16:41

:D

Name: RedCream 2010-02-12 22:33

>>6
Are you the notorious poster TwentyDongs?  o_O

Name: 二十チンチン 2010-02-12 23:58

>>9
Yep, I'm still here but don't really use the name, though I've noticed someone else does occasionally. Accept no imitations!

Name: RedCream 2010-02-13 0:09

>>10
Well, I'm proud of your accomplishments, TwentyDongs.  I feel like your Godfather, having named you.  Keep up the good work.  When the pleasure saucers of the Sex Goddesses finally show up and take us to our rightful reward, your place aboard them will be assured.  Just imagine humping your fucking brains out, across the whole of this galaxy's Perseus Arm.  You will literally fuck your cock off, and using PILS and nanotech, the Sex Goddesses will make your member anew, ready for further spearing.  ^_^

Name: 二十チンチン 2010-02-13 0:43

>>11
Well since each drop of my sperm is magic, that means life eternal for this galaxy. It's a good thing too, those bastards from Rigel are totally regressing this neighborhood.

Name: RedCream 2010-02-13 1:35

>>12
Your supersperm make you more of a deity than this big Jewish guy that they claim is sitting in space somewhere.

Also, I never liked the Rigelians.  It wasn't just their parentage challenges (since Rigelians live entirely in bars and nightclubs, leading to tribal management of children).  It was their authoritarian approach to asteroidal mining that put them in my bad graces.  I'm sure you know whereof I speak.

Name: 二十チンチン 2010-02-13 1:57

I don't normally like to get into miner quibbles, those guys wouldn't even give you a lump of coal on that Jewish guy's birthday, they'd rather put their pick in your eye. Better to hang out in joints that don't kick you out the airlock just because you were too drunk to realize the guy with 6 tits was a guy, you know what I mean?

Name: RedCream 2010-02-13 2:19

You should have subscribed to Moolby's Species and Sexuality Identification Service (Epsilon Eridani, Sirius Minor; Ks144.99 per solar cycle).  That way, things like teats and a cleft-hidden boner can't throw you off your hu-het-mat game.

Name: 二十チンチン 2010-02-13 2:38

None of that is really important. The thing that concerns me is will I have to pay child support if I accidentally happen to father a new species?

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