Butt plugs

Anyone here use them? Are they any good?

I'm wondering if I should buy one to stimulate my prostate while I fap.

Try inserting small household objects up there first (starting small and then getting bigger) if you like that then proceed to buying one or making your own makeshift buttplug i.e. small rodent.

Actually, buy a professional product as soon as you want to explore.
Which is worse?
Getting rushed to the clinic with a beer bottle stuck in your anus, or with a buttplug similarly stuck?
The first one screams "confused sexuality" and will humiliate you and your family.
The second one, which is less likely to get stuck (so long as you buy from a reputable brand), projects the image of a confident homo who just got in a routine accident. Wear a business face (maybe with some pain if you can't help it) and the doctors will act like it's no big deal.

NO THANK YOU

>>2
Experience that unique organic texture without all the nasties that come with taking a cock up the anus!

>>5
No thanks we'll that for fags like you.

>>6
Listen here, jerkface.

>>5,7
You are an queer! Go dance like an fairy someplace else!

>>8
Someone doesn't understand the concept of humor!