cholestoff is amazing

coats your intestines with a fudgy liquid, so you can eat shitty food.

I just ate a whole large bag of doritoes, I feel like im 17 again. I can feel it working.

(not >>6)
>>7
Isn't that a form of masturbation?
No. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku
Also I think you should not visit lounge for 5 years as pennance for your BB code failure.
Seems rather harsh!