ATTENTION NEWFAGS

If post number >>2 in a thread is "fail. GTFO" that means that the poster has succeeded in sucking his own dick,replying is necessary to remind him of this fact. fail. GTFO only gets used as a last resort, if >>2 is lonely then the only way to draw attention to himself is to suck his own dick. Therefore leaving no option but to continue the thread until it has ended peacefully and ignoring the dick sucker.

In some certain cases, I think posting "fail. GTFO" in >>2 is a necessary evil, as a safeguard against the board becoming polluted with /b/ and DQN quality posting.^[1] The original thread^[2] makes its purpose pretty clear, though the big thing against it, is of course its use of "NEWFAGS" in the title.

This thread is just a satire of the original, and doesn't really have any bearing on the issue at hand.
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References:
[1] http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1278966448/11,16
[2] http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1216455240