Did /b/ raid the Haiti telethon phone lines?

Any funny storys of talkin dirty to taylor swift and telling her to do shit on camera?

Anon: Taylor Swift are you on camera right now?
Cunt: Why yes I am sir. Would you like me to wave to you?
Anon: No bitch I want you to stick your finger in your butt and wipe your poo on chris rock.

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